Hey, Fantasy Survivors! How are you holding up over there?😉
🎵Put this on and stay strong, the weekend is coming!🎵
What do treadmills and babies have in common?😏
That’s right! - they are both to blame for a PTON’s steep dive. Peloton had to recall ALL their treadmills because people think that babies could easily get sucked underneath.🤯
“We apologize for the inconvenience we are sending out a new Peloton model that is elevated 3 feet off the ground so your dumbass baby doesn’t commit suicide via treadmill,” said Peloton CEO John Foley.
John, we feel for you … but take it easy, PTON is bouncing back after these dumbass babies’ parents saw they can make some bucks on Peloton exercising bikes. (-15% on Wednesday, +4% already today!)💰
And on to the other news bits.
Pros estimate💸
If history rhymes and Ethereum follows the Bitcoin path, it might hit $19K this year!💰🤩
A cash cow for influencers🐮
Twitter users can now send money directly to their favorite “twitterers” through a digital tip jar.💰 The social network said it wanted to give users a new way to earn money.👍🏻
Trump’s bored 😑
Ex-president’s launched his own blog called “straight from the desk of Donald J. Trump”. Is somebody pining for digital attention?😏
That is it for today, Fantasy Kings!🤑
Tweet more, think “crypto” and keep babies away from your sports equipment!😉
Fridaychillingly yours,
Fantasy Invest Team