Hey, Fantasy Secret Agents! How’ve you been? Shaken, but alive?😏
🎵Put this sexy song on and feel the vibes. Bond vibes.🎵
Amazon is just as ambitious as Bond himself.🔥 Did you know that it is planning to buy the legendary MGM James Bond studio? For $9bn!?🤯
The tech giant looks to expand its catalogues and production heft in the ongoing streaming wars.📈 And it looks like MGM doesn’t mind selling itself for such a round sum of bucks.🤑 Though the deal hasn’t been sealed yet, analysts are smiling and winking at each other.😉
And on to the rest of the news.⤵️
Why did Bill Gates leave the MSFT board in 2020?😲
It turns out he had an affair with a $MSFT worker, so the board made him leave.💔
It all makes sense now.😏
Apple Music levels up📈
The new generation of sound is coming to subscribers in June 2021. And at no additional cost!🤩
Elon Musk’s lost his... ranking😲
He’s not the world’s 2nd richest person any more.💸 His recent tweet about $TSLA and $BTC sent his fortunes down 24%.📉
That’s it for today, Fantasy Licenced Troubleshooters.😎
Listen to some music, refrain from love affairs with co-workers (especially if you’re the boss), and don’t stir up trouble - shake it!🍸
Martinishakingly yours,
Fantasy Invest Team