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The zombie apocalypse, ponzi schemes, and a “micro...soft” divorce.
Howdy, Fantasy Family!
Let’s talk about divorces today.
🎵Put this on to get in the mood🎵
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so are thunder, tornados, and other natural disasters....
Anyway, Bill and Melinda are splitting after 27 years of marriage! And we still have no idea what’s gone wrong! Did he have no Power Point in bed? Maybe he needed a Power Stick instead? Or maybe he gave a “OneDrive” to someone else?😏
Anyhow, there’s a big chance Bill Gates will lose the “world’s #4 richest person” after he gives away a fat piece of his fortune.
And on to the rest of the news.
The zombie apocalypse is coming!🧟♂️
$NFLX discharges zombies all over the US! It will show its “Army of the dead'' in 600 Cinemark theaters before streaming! That’s something new😉
It ain’t over😉
Hedge funds’ once-favorite $BA is gaining its position back. Analysts are bullish on the stock.🐂
Musk’s “ponzi scheme”😎
Elon Musk is rumored to be facing an FBI investigation for the “Dogecoin Ponzi Scheme”. He responded in a tweet “Good luck catching my rocket. $DOGE will live forever. #dogefather.”🚀😅
That is it for today, Fantasy Crowd!
Keep away from anyone lacking a limb or a greenish facial complexion, zombies, FBI agents, drink water and love your family.
And if you don’t know who is the weird relative in your house, it’s probably you.
Apocalyptically yours,
Fantasy Invest Team