Hey, Fantasy Dream Team!😉 Are you ready for this pandemic to be over finally?
🎵We are! Join us in our anti-pandemic dance!🎵
Did you know that one Italian girl pined so hard for normal times that she got 6 (six!) shots of the Pfizer vaccine! All at once!🤯 It was by mistake, of course, but now she really hopes that her immune system will resemble HULK’s💪🏻
And on to the rest of the news!
Here come ... TENDIES!🤑
WallStreetBetters just love “TENDIES”. Do you?😏
“TENDIES” means “financial gain on the stock market”!💰 The term is short for chicken tenders that grown men eat while still living with their mothers. (You know, they get points for being good boys and then redeem them for their favorites - chicken tenders.)🍗
WallStreetBetters like to call themselves “tendie-eating retards who live in their moms’ basements”.😅 There’s not much other people can tease them for.😛
Palantir+Bitcoin=📈
What screams of progress today? That’s right - CRYPTO!🤑
Palantir pulls ahead crushing revenue expectations and embracing Bitcoin.🔥
If you play, go big!💸
“Do you want Tesla to accept DOGE?”🐦
Musk is toying with the idea of allowing “hustle” coin payments.😀
Blurred lines😉
TikTok begins testing in-app shopping to challenge Facebook.🔥
Can the line between social media and online shopping be any more blurred?😜
That’s it for today, Fantasy Buddies!😉
Get those shots, peel your eyes off your phones sometimes, and dance! You’ll see that real life is great!🤩
Lifelovingly yours,
Fantasy Invest Team